Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.

I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.

by C-hamm April 17, 2014

2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.

I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.

by FactDeJour October 17, 2020

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

MULTI VISION ENT

IS A GROUP OF POEPLE THATS ABLE TO HAVE DIFFERENT
MULTI VISON
AND ARE STILL ABLE TO COME TOGETHER AND MAKE
MULTI VISION ENT VISIBLE

MULTI VISION ENT DIFFERENT POEPLE THAT DONT SEE THE SAME CAN WORK TOGETHER AND MAKE MULTI VISION ENT

by M-HOLLA MVE CEO December 22, 2008

Jordan Peterson's Vision

Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.

Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" 😁👈

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

Berkeley Vision

A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.

Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.

by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016

Stoner Vision

Stoner Vision is getting totaly wasted stoned without the aid of drugs or alchol. the things that bring on this state of mind is pigging out and to much Tekken 3.

"I stayed up all night playing PlayStation now I have Stoner Vision so could you keep it down"

by Taia September 24, 2005