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male tears

A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.
I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me.

Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.
by Moon Wynx May 5, 2021
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tearney

a person who is so smart and sooo funny. no is like her and this is a uncomon name but when used it stands for a fucking sexy beast!!!!! also means coolest person on earth and a gooooooddd soul mate
tearney is a sexyy woman that you find in a deep sea like a mermaid.
by henry the 4th November 24, 2011
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real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".
I got a D on my paper. Real tears.
by the KGMs March 12, 2009
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tears in heaven

would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven, will you be the same, if I saw you in heaven.
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Tear Bombs

Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns

ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.

Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.

"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.

Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"

Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
by Real World January 11, 2009
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tearing

Oi guys fuckin hell Johnson is TEARING!
by Noahthelad December 30, 2016
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No Tears

Don't cry. Don't be a bitch. They are making fun of you on the Internet. It's the INTERNET bitch. No RL (Real Life).
Often used under the pretense of being gay.
by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010
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