crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

blip tap

A lady's front bum.

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!

by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013

gouch tap

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.

"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"

by jariki December 1, 2009