Holiday Taint 

The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.

I'll be out of the office from December 22 to January 5th. The holiday taint is huge this year!

Holiday Taint by punchmyface December 20, 2008

Toilet Taint 

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

Toilet Taint by Cherrubim March 27, 2011

'taint 

The area located between the vagina and the bunghole. 'taint pussy and taint ass The part of a woman's anatomy that touches the bicycle seat.

"I've ridden this piece of shit bike so far, I have blisters on my taint!!!

'taint by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

taiden 

A handsome male with a beautiful personality and a wonderful girlfriend. He is usually shy but when he gets use to things he's out going.

Oh my goodness, that's taiden.

taiden by hotdog143 March 16, 2017

Tainted Meat 

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

Tainted Meat by psychognosis November 8, 2013

taint 

The not so fuzzy region between the browneye and the pink abyss.
Also know as the vaganus.

Riding the unicycle gave my taint a bloody rash.

taint by TheTaintBandit January 5, 2005

taint 

the space between the vagina and the rectal opening

Aint the pussy or the asshole - it's the taint

taint by Joe December 11, 2002