Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Table Scrapping

To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.

Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!

by DirtyFrank27 April 15, 2009

Table Ass

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

by B. King July 13, 2006

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

tablescraps

A lady that your friend or acquaintance has hooked up with and you hook up with it afterwards

Ah man, you definately don't want any of that diseased dudes tablescraps!!!!

by Whiskey Dick July 30, 2003

Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

table

An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.

You're such a table.

by TheSarcasticCatfish February 6, 2017