Squirrel-Job 

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.

Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.

Squirrel-Job by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014

Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.

Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!

Squirrel board by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016

squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!

"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"

squirrel chaz by T,J, December 27, 2008

Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.

"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."

Squirrel Meat by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010

Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh

This neighborhood in Pittsburgh is by far the best neighborhood to live in. Everyone knows everyone and the drama between friends is crazy. All groups of friends know each other and party together yet they all hate each other on the inside. You either belong to Beth Shalom or aren't Jewish but everyone thinks you are. Everyone is rich here and shows off their money with huge partys for their bar/bat mitzvah. Parents think their kids are little angels and will give them whatever they want, and the kids like it this way.
Overall, the best place to live!

I want to live in Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh for the rest of my life

Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh by Casey Cohen October 2, 2005

squirrel kid 

A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object

Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch

squirrel kid by I Hate Conformists April 17, 2005

squirrel meat

a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.

hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?

squirrel meat by edger ruiz June 6, 2011