side beta

noun: a male that inhibits fuckboys antics that deserves to be left on the side lines.

or: male beta

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ie: Brenda: “Whom are you seeing these days?”

Ashley: “I can’t find a main so I have a few side beta’s.”

by BuffyTheManSlayer July 10, 2018

Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 27, 2019

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Side Effects

A negative or unwanted effect of an otherwise positive thing. The term is most commonly used in prescription drugs. Marriage has a major side effect too, your mother-in-law.

Having to deal with your mother in law is one of the biggest side effects of marriage.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 9, 2020

Side Slut

The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.

His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.

by Princess2808 November 15, 2021

dark side of the plutonian moon

The word used by the plutonians Oglethorpe and Emory from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" When they mooned the Mooninites. But always can be used in real life

Jordan: Let's show them the dark side of the plutonian moon.

Lamar: What does that fucking mean

Jordan: Fucking moon them you dunce

Jordan: Don't you watch ATHF

by Jordan Fuller August 6, 2008