Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....

I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*

by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013

coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.

Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

Sour Apple Smoothie

You eat it like its pussy but its a dick

#gay#weird# sour apple smoothie

by Christian Owens123 April 5, 2019

Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.

I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....

by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004

Anal Creampie Smoothie

The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.

Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.

by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013

smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.

Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!

by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009