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A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.
Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
by Demented666 April 7, 2008
Get the Smart Parts Physics mug.A term you use when a joke you use doesn't get any laughs or reaction. usually because there was too much thought into it went over your audiences heads. It is used as a reversal to save face and insult those around you because you made a crappy joke.
"....well thats just because she's really a man." (silence)... "oh sorry, smart joke."
"no? no one got that? smart joke!"
"no? no one got that? smart joke!"
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Term used to describe a person who uses Google searches to compensate for a lack of actual knowledge or intellect.
Donnie is totally Google-smart for looking up how they did that fucking tire-ramp thing in the crazy Rube Goldberg inspired Honda commercial.
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Mom: “ask the urban dictionary, it’s a very accurate answer to you’re question”
Mom: “ask the urban dictionary, it’s a very accurate answer to you’re question”
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