A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
Get the Human Sized Slothmug. "Oh, I went out with Dave but nothing happened because he has a sloth rocket. It was so disappointing. "
by TraumaNurse16 September 24, 2016
Get the Sloth Rocketmug. 1.) A goth or greb that flirts a lot or isn't a virgin (under 16)
2.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also wearing slutty clothing
3.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also acting like a slut
2.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also wearing slutty clothing
3.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also acting like a slut
by Donna-Nathalie December 9, 2008
Get the Slothmug. “Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.
by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018
Get the Slothingmug. A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often
(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs
by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023
Get the sloth bear syndromemug. Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.
Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018
Get the slothmug. by Jenzy December 26, 2013
Get the sloth lemug.