Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.

Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!

by 714closer January 7, 2011

Fat Slapper

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.

Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.

by OGTed November 8, 2015

Dick slapper

A phrase used to describe something very funny

Man, that funny joke about his weener was a real dick slapper

by WEENERS XD April 6, 2017

Kappa Slapper

A Kappa Slappa:'(adjective) a participant of leisure classh fashion season. Lurid colour and big heaving breasts.

Ow mush you see that kappa slapper? Cheap burger date.

by Hunter D Clopson November 17, 2017

Titty Slapper

A Titty Slapper is someone who thinks they are big and scary, so they proceed to slap their titties, also known as a Chest Pounder.

Man, did you see Derek last night when he got into that fight?
Yeah man, he is a real Titty Slapper

by JoshKent February 10, 2019

Mississippi Cracker Slapper

Originated in Mississippi, the Mississippi cracker slapper was named after an old woman that beat her husband, which happened to be a cracker.

You should've seen that shit man, Froggy gave that nigga Chase a Mississippi Cracker Slapper.

by Oliver Clothesoph November 7, 2017

slapper

a girl who lets you slap her arse whilst having sex ...

'Giddy up you slapper' , Crack her hard on her cheek with an open hand

by furgus January 24, 2004