Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Stotched

Adj., to be placed and held against your will in a social stereotype or judgement, with no idea of how or why you even apply to said social group in the first place

I'm goth, but I got stotched in with the emo kids. What the...
Just because I wear Polo doesn't make me a prep. Don't stotch me in with those people.

by Steel Angel Opera February 6, 2013

shortchange

Artist

Shortchange in the house; get outta the house

by shortchange February 28, 2013

Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

Shitchat

When someone sends you a Snapchat of their BM "leavings".

"dude, thanks for sending me the shitchat whilst I was having my dinner!"
"You're welcome! As you can see I've had my dinner already"

by Quotey September 2, 2014

scotcharita

a scotch-a-rita is 4 ingredients:

scotch whisky(the better the quality of the scotch makes this drink even better.)
sprite
ice
lemons(not the plastic juice bottle in the store,the real ones that come from the tree)
mix ice&sprite,then add preferred amount of scotch, and slice lemon,mix and enjoy!
**the actual "perfect scotch-a-rita" recipe is by invitation only,but anybody can make this drink,which originates from the starlight park neighborhood in westside Phoenix,Arizona. you could also say that it's a twist off of the original highball.

"laurie makes this bomb drink she calls scotcharitas!"
mixed drink,happy hour,booze

by lmd333 May 15, 2015