scissor shit

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.

Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 27, 2011

Dry Scissoring

When two females feel the burning desire to have sex, but don't want to take their clothes off. So instead they must get on top of each other and split their legs in a scissor like fashion. It is a meeting point of the vagina's which now holds the two people dry scissoring in an inseparable, captivating bond. It can be done with many types of people- lesbians, best friends, anyone!

I love dry scissoring! It feels so good!

by llamakitty July 26, 2013

scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.

Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.

by joveblue July 10, 2004

scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.

I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"

by Ssylar October 27, 2008

gentle scissor

when a girl jerks you off with two fingers

give me a gentle scissor rite here in the ice rink

by David the bravid July 6, 2005

scissors

used to cut paper in the famous game 'rock, paperr, scissors'
ohh yess. i ownn that game:D

reby and brooke:rock!paperr!scissors!

reby: hahaha!in yo face brooke! i picked sciccors and you picked paper! scissors cut paper in half! ...or sidewayes...or upside down...anywayez, I BEAT YOU!!! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!

brooke: darn it. BEST TWO OUTTA THREE!

by reby ann August 16, 2008

rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk

Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.

by Diego November 18, 2003