bodice-ripper

A book labeled "Historical Romance" that is really just written porn for middle-aged women.

Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.

by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011

Ring-ripper

Painful toilet experience

Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks like I just pulled a Ring-ripper!"

by Danny Reynolds January 12, 2008

Ripperoni Pizza

A phrase used only during the most tragic events in history of mankind.

Mark : “Wow I can’t believe the twin towers just collapsed”

Fred : “I know right ripperoni pizza”

by Rarezas November 12, 2018

Chip Tha Ripper

One of the illest rappers since Tupac. Chip is from Cleveland Ohio.

Bitch I'm from Cleveland! - Chip Tha Ripper

by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

muscle eddie rippedmeat

google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt

Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh

by a guy with a big thor January 30, 2022

rimped

The cleaning of ones bumhole, against their will, with anothers tongue.

Danny rimped georgina last night, she wasnt impressed.

by theresthatgirl June 13, 2013

clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011