Ratchet

Ratchet is If Ghetto and Hot Shitty Mess had a baby, and that baby had no father, and became a stripper, then made a sex tape with an athlete, then became a reality star!
-has long ratchet nails, usually all different colors
-crawls on the floor to pick up other peoples dollar bills
-yells "show me your penis" frequently
-jumps out of moving boats and drowns in shallow water
-name is Jackie or Danielle

stripper: "he smacked my ass, i'm suing for sexual harassment"
Us: "oooo she Ratchet"

by RatchetHoe May 24, 2013

Ratchet

A girl who consist of having 1 weave for 6 years straight... Uses the words "Ooo kill em", "Shut up", "Boy you wish", "where my boo?".

Friend: "She ratchet"
Friend 2: "Who boo?
Friend: "Her!" I think her name is Raina..
Friend 2: "Her! Girl that my friend.. She ratchet tho.. she had that weave since 8th grade.

by JayZuez May 19, 2014

ratchetivity

the act of being ratchet, doing ratchet things in a non ratchet setting

girl twerking in Wal-Mart
bystanders: do you see this ratchetivity smh

by Dreads65 May 6, 2013

Ratchet

girl who in them streets for real and aint afraid to be what is required. she is scandelous and can and will use her looks to acheive her goal. can and will steal your man if need be. uses whatever means necessary.

"to be on these steeets you need a wratchet bitch"

by WratchetBitch December 17, 2016

rachity

being extremely gross, janky, and overall sketchy or just plain bad

father "lets go to the rusty knife squid cleaning festival"
son "no way last time we went it was rachity"

by Scacker March 23, 2011

Ratchet Strap

One who constantly has ratchets hanging off of him. A ratchet strap can have several motives. A ratchet strap brings ratchets places to appear cool. A ratchet strap could be too nice to say no to ratchet advances. A ratchet strap could be a ratchet themselves. In rare cases, a woman can be a ratchet strap such as; when a girl tags ratchets along to appear better looking herself; or when she just rides for a crew of ratchets.

Male
"Yo, you see Paul rollin up to the party with Rachael?"
"Yeah man she's disgusting. He's such a ratchet strap"
"I know, why does he even take her in public?"

Female:
"Oh my god, she is such a ratchet strap!"
"Why?"
"She chills with fuckin RACHAEL!"
"So?"
"She clearly only keeps Rachael around to make herself feel better about herself"
"That's true, Rachael is pretty fuckin ratchet."

by RatchetPlankRachaelSkank September 17, 2013

ratchet

Anything and everything pertaining to the definition written by "stupidniggerskerretpussclot81" and then some. Unfortunately for him, he was describing his own mother. May God help him, because he truly needs it.

Now, why did you call your mother a ratchet, dude? Pity.

by ladybyron July 21, 2014