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pothole

I have always thought that if you have a memory - you should also have a forgetery. Maybe that's what the pothole is - the forgetery.

As I get older, I keep losing words. It's like my internal dictionary is broken. Mid-sentence I will stumble and stutter and hope someone can fill in my blanks. For three full years I lost the word for potholes. Even when people told me I quickly forgot. I'd say, "You know those dents in the concrete, where the street sags."

When I told a friend about what happened, he started using the word "pothole" to explain whenever someone is at a loss for words. He says, "Musta dropped it in the pothole."
As I get older I lose my words to the pothole.
by stillonline January 3, 2010
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Poison Tipped Dart

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and right when you are about to come, you stick an ecstasy pill to the tip of your dick and shove it back in her ass.
This girl said she wanted to try E up her ass, so I gave her the ol' poison tipped dart.
by theknowmad September 6, 2009
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dick poison

A woman who has many STDs
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poisonbob

A person who wins or kills anyone in any game. This person gets 1st place 99.99999% of the time and is capable of making a losing team win. Many people get jealous of the player and start cursing him, but this just makes the player get even more points/kills.
Person A: Yes 1 first!
Person B: No your not, check again.
Person A: God Damn, that poisonbob beat me again.
Person B: He also got 2 twice your score LOL!
Person A: -_-
by poisonbob February 14, 2012
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Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.
by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011
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plot poison

The opposite of plot armor

Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.
by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017
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sincerity poisoning

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018
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