Patchogue

1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.

2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.

Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"

Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.

Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.

by chem1cal June 10, 2008

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Pancho Lopez

Mexican, rebel, revolutionary, fearless, leader, strong, not to mess with, lover of women, loved by women, patriotic, family man, feared, envied, intelligent, fierce, gentle, handsome.

A very Mysterious Dry man, Known to few. He is a Heartbreker and a Gentlman all at the same time. He is very dirty, but always clean, yet he never gets wet. He is also known by :3 and " The Driest man in the World".

Pancho Lopez

by flopez4957 December 11, 2010

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patchouli • patcho • patchou • Patchouli Oil • PatchOD • Patchogue • patchogue, ny • Patchoing • Patchoman • Patchoo

melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

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snatch patch

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.

"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."

by bhalrog December 8, 2012

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