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poser punk

Someone who acts the way they do because they think it's cool.
A kid who wears a tony hawk shirt, has a pre made board, vans shoes, and doesn't know how to skateboard, but they act like they can.
by Matt November 10, 2003
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posebag

n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"
No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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Pause and toss

To pause a regular movie to a sex scene and masturbate

Pause the movie and toss
My boyfriend likes to pause and toss to the sex scene in Monsters Ball with Hally Berry
by FoxyGrandMom December 9, 2008
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Pogsexual

Stems from the word poggers used commonly by gamers. Pogsexual is the strict attraction to gamers of all genders. It's flag resembles the Twitch and Discord color schemes commonly also used by gamers.
Mom dad i'm Pogsexual
Honey what's that

It means he likes gamers Jen
by Knickle.pot9 March 8, 2021
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Pec Poser

There they are, the pec posers in one corner of the gym, admiring themselves in the mirror.
by boggler February 9, 2005
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Packer poser

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose
Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser
by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011
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Emo Poser

A person who follows every single emo stereotype in the world. ie: tight jeans (black), sweaters (red or black), suspenders, converse, band t shirts, hats, jet black dyed hair, straight hair covering their face, long sleeves (to cover their "cuts")

they usually are someone who was cool one year and then the next they completely changed to be all emo. They shop at hot topic only and try to start new trends (hiking boots, platforms, gloves, etc). They try and act very smart. They wear scarves even in summer. They like to write depressing lyrics on themselves. They listen to depressing music and like to sing it to the world

they pretend to not care and they like to act all bad ass by piercing themselves or other masochistic things like that. They are EXACTLY the same as every other emo poser, so they should really just wake up and get their own style!!!

they also are most likely gay or bisexual or pretending to be.
"Why are you wearing your sister's jeans dude?"
"Oh, didn't you hear? I'm emo now."
"....More like emo poser! Go wash that dye out of your hair, go wear looser jeans so I don't have to see your junk, take that lame piercing out, bandage up your wrists, and wash that sharpie off your arm, you damn wannabe!"
by justaguy899 May 1, 2009
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