oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018

Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Oyster milking

Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam

Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.

I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face

I was milking my oyster all over their face last night

by Oytis October 14, 2018

Oysterd

Verb- to throw an oyster at someone

“You’ve been oysterd”

by Oysterd November 14, 2018

Oyster Shucker

Someone who sticks their tongue inside the nostril of partner after meeping

He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.

by Truckie941 November 30, 2018

Oysterberry

A hemorrhoid coated with a combination of fecal matter and semen.

Following his evening of Chipotle and anal sex, Frank needed baby wipes to clean off the oysterberry.

by Benjamin McFaggot December 8, 2018