oatcake

adjective;

a word used to describe a stupid, retarded, or not very smart moment,person, or occurrence. The term oatcake comes from a character in Shakespeare's Much Ado about Nothing. Where Oatcake is an assistant sheriff to Dogberry, the retarded cop.

*mitchell does something gay and,or stupid*
wow mitchell. that was oatcake.

by msj 2010 November 2, 2008

OATT

OATT is an acronym for out all the time, as in someone who calls in sick to work for some lame reason in an insanely frequent manner that makes you wonder how said person is still employed. You really hate this asshole because of all the extra work you have to do as a direct result of fake sick time. You secretly hope that the person IS sick with something bad enough to make them resign so that your employer will have to hire someone else to replace the son of a bitch whose been ruining your coffee break time.

Boss: Hey everyone, Brynn is out off the office today.
Me: Again?
Boss: Yes, so we'll be dividing her workload and breaks will be eliminated today.
Me: Fucking Brynn is OATT! That's the second time this week alone. I'm gonna leave a steamer in her cube.

by Grumpy Blumpkin Muffin Maker November 21, 2010

Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 14, 2018

hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Oatmeals

The color of old granny panties

Marge's oatmeals were showing the other day.

by Big John Redcorn June 7, 2016

Spliff oath

An expression of complete agreement, deriving from the original 'fuckin oath'

-If i could just have one toke of that Billy Bong THornton
-yeh Spliff oath

by The J November 16, 2004