OATT

OATT is an acronym for out all the time, as in someone who calls in sick to work for some lame reason in an insanely frequent manner that makes you wonder how said person is still employed. You really hate this asshole because of all the extra work you have to do as a direct result of fake sick time. You secretly hope that the person IS sick with something bad enough to make them resign so that your employer will have to hire someone else to replace the son of a bitch whose been ruining your coffee break time.

Boss: Hey everyone, Brynn is out off the office today.
Me: Again?
Boss: Yes, so we'll be dividing her workload and breaks will be eliminated today.
Me: Fucking Brynn is OATT! That's the second time this week alone. I'm gonna leave a steamer in her cube.

OATT by Grumpy Blumpkin Muffin Maker November 21, 2010

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Oattersn

The act of creating patterns while button mashing

Every time I try to button mash in my game, I end up making an oattersn

Oattersn by Ceruleanthief November 26, 2016

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OATTH

Only Attracted To Tom Holland

I have a condition of OATTH and I don't care what people say.

OATTH by Blackcat v1.05 January 26, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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