Neezle

The act of accidently rubbing your johnson on someone else, making it obvious that you did it on purpose; still denying it and saying it was unintentional.

That stupid asshole just neezled me right in the mouth.

by Neezle October 18, 2008

gherkin newdle

The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. The Newdle is a narrow, ribbon like strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water. The hybrid Gherkin Newdle, is most commonly known as Jeabba but is also and most commonly referred to as Jeanna.

Jeanna is a gherkin newdle.

by merx. October 25, 2009

Nerdle

transitive verb: the arguments one must win to re-establish one's nerd credit

Knowing that the X-Men's headqurters had been moved from West Chester to San Francisco, Jeff had cleared his first Nerdle.

by Dickie Hemp July 14, 2012

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

NerdLe

A cross between a nerd and a turtle - Whilst the nerd stays in dark enclosed areas , the turtle represents its slow and delicate walking phase in life.

A nerd walks 2 steps
"OH EM GEE , LIGHT!"
*turtle walks* (2 steps in 8 hours)
If you combine both a nerdle is born.

by SupaaaaaH April 16, 2010

Needles

Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.

Yo Needles, line 2...

by Chris#2 October 6, 2008

Needler

To drink a pint or can of beer by placing it at the joint of the arm (where heroin users would put a needle) and with a clenched fist lifting the beer to the lips and downing it in one go. Also due to the inventors last name of Needham.

Oliver - Go on Tom give that beer the needler.

Tom - alright I'll needle one more!

by The Needham June 3, 2017