monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.

He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.

by Otrakei March 26, 2009

Mojocalakilitus

A disease everyone has that kicks in when you over excert your body and your kidneys start to hurt. if you haven't experienced this then you know someone who has, just ask them about it.

OMG, cant walk any further.

What did your Mojocalakilitus kick in?

Hahaha, very fucking funny.

by krow1012 October 16, 2010

mobocrisy

Hypocrisy evidenced in a large group of people adhering to organizations like a company, a religion, a political party, a nation and the like. The larger the group of people in the orgaization the higher the mobocrisy. With mobocrisy, collective group of people tend to paint rosy pictures, pretend everything is fine and refuse to see the truth.

Hey Steve, what happened to your proposal to clean up the ordering process?

Forget it! Literally nobody in the team wants to acknowledge that the problem exists. My proposal could not survive the sheer mobocrisy displayed by them.

by srizah October 14, 2011

Mooch

Someone that steals food to test to see if it is poisonous.

Zack: let me see if your fries are poisonous.

Dan: stop being a mooch

by Albinoforlife May 14, 2014

moochandise

Refers to how the selfish-minded social spongers of the community arrogantly view/categorize any of their fellow townfolk who are gullible and/or soft-hearted enough to consistently fall for the leeches' "poor poor pitiful me" handout-requests.

It's okay to help out someone once in a while if he encounters honestly-unforeseen emergencies/setbacks that were genuinely beyond his control, but you need to be very careful that you don't just become moochandise whom every slacker in town comes running to every week for undeserved favors/assistance. Tip: To better determine if a blubberer's distress is da real McCoy or not, check da person's pockets for bottles of Cryagra; if you find some, show da dude da door ay-sap!

by QuacksO June 7, 2018

Moocha

A fuckin huge fish you see when you put fishing, usually seen on a berley trail

Friend - did ya catch anything

Dory - yeah got me a moocha from the berley trail, we on!

by Shelvee January 17, 2019

Moloch

The demon inside Skid and Pump's attic

Skid: Let's do a prank call!

(Teleport to the attic)

(They summon Moloch)

Pump: It's Spooky Month!

(Moloch starts doing the spooky dance)

by TheCandyDealer October 7, 2021