montana

A place where men are men and sheep are scared

"Grab the duct tape, Ned's comin' with the velcro gloves again!" - a daily quote by every sheep on Ned's farm in Montana

by MAC DADDY K August 18, 2007

Montana

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.

Montana has more speed freaks than trees/

by Booter May 13, 2005

montana rodeo

when you are doing a girl up the butt, and then you grab her hair, and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS", and see how long you can hold on.

"what's a montana rodeo?"
"what i did with your mom last night, it took her like 15 seconds to get me off of her."

by dcopp October 25, 2007

Tony Montana

A game which requires a large amount of cocaine. The cocaine itself is laid out on a table, and anyone who wishes to partake is allowed to snort as much cocaine as possible. The last person standing wins.

No more Russian Roulette, no more chicken...
We're goin' Tony Montana this time, bitches

by Flip Mojo October 22, 2007

Montanez

To montanez is to get with one of your friends ex-girlfriends, Making out = 1 point, in pants/shirt = 2 points, fucking = 3 points; its a fun game, just don't piss off your friends too bad.

Shannon got montanezed by Ryan on a bus for 1 point.

by Andy Montanez April 9, 2008

mondey a' fukun mornan

Irish derivation of the term: Oh no it's Monday morning again. I am very tired and don't want to be at work today.

<Deep Belfast accent>

Ah Patrick Top ov tha mornan to ya. Had a few toow main'y black an tan's did ya' las night?

No, ey only had a'y single jar ov porter paddy ya fukun prick. It's "mondey a' fukun mornan" that's doin it to me - to be sure!

</Deep Belfast accent>

by Rich March 24, 2003

Kalispell, Montana

A dead end city that most people never leave.

"I wish I could get out of Kalispell, montana"

by skicskicskic April 3, 2009