mingar

originally used by marzuk ingar as a nickname, until he realised mingar was a bit too close to minger which of course means very ugly.

mingar= ugly being

marzuk: i know, ive got a wicked nickname, mingar!!
aysha: that means ugly!
marzuk: no it doesnt!

(a few days later)
Marzuk: my nicknames mingar!! heavvy!!
Cousin:umm...mate that means ugly
Marzuk: (embarrased) oh!.....

by izi February 15, 2005

ming - dalla - ming

We're all familiar with the concept of minger but ming - dalla -ming simply refers to a particularly fine example of mingingness, a girl who stands out in an ungly crowd as being above and beyond the normal boundaries of unattractiveness. Excess hair, weight and poor skin can all contribute to this definition.

You might say "Hey those girls are pretty average, but see the one in the blue. She's Ming - Dalla - Ming!"
You might also say "Now that is simply Ming!!"

by Laifos December 18, 2005

mingdog

When something is minging but much worse. A hundred times worse than ugly, bad .

That guy over there is sooo mingdog!
He stunk...he was so mingdog!

by Michelle Clements December 17, 2006

growl the minge

to perform oral sex on a female whilst making a vicious growling sound. often used as preperation before giving her the barracuda

i growled the minge last night, and she loved the barracuda

or

i would growl the minge on her, but i wouldnt brag about it

by dingsquash May 2, 2008

minger

A typical Welsh word used to describe an ugly person. Usually the alternative to "hangin'" or "cowface".

Oh my god, you fucking MINGER!

by Lucy July 10, 2004

minger

A person with a very ugly face

Phwoar, what a minger!

by Gamistelrooy September 15, 2002

minge block

a condition a stripper becomes subject to whilst performing a private dance.minge block makes the stripper forget her routine and stare into space,causing confusion and a floppy for the customer.unnsuccessful and imbarressing improvised dance is also an effect commonly seen due to minge block.

if you think you may be witnessing minge block you may notice the following: confusion. awkward silence. the thought that you just payed a tenner 4 this. improvised dances may include the lyndi hop, the charlston and the macerana.

by mitcheg January 12, 2006