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Sausage Mitten

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit
by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019
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Ass mittens

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.
Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!
by Jae1716 February 14, 2006
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Mithele nithols

A lizard lookin creature, who finds it hard to pronounce words correctly, which we like to call a LISP. She waddles like a penguin n has been known for accidently spittin on people while talking.(lispy)
She also does not know how to smile

"lisp" (dictionary meaning)
n.
1. A speech defect or mannerism characterized by mispronunciation of the sounds (s) and (z) as (th) and (th).
fuck dude stop spittin on me, ur worse then mithele.
by Dallas March 29, 2005
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mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
by docsterx September 13, 2012
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STM (sexually transmitted mite)

Slang for scabies. They're small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. They cause intense itching and are passed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. While not always passed via sexual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults.
Bobby: Whoa man check out Dylan he's scratching like his whole body is on fire!

Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...

Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!

Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.

Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?

Jay: I don't want to talk about it.
by Biggest Rockstar sans Band January 27, 2009
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Mite

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.
Your such a Mite.
Quit Miting around.
Go mite off somewhere else, freak.
by <STFU> December 9, 2008
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mittendorf

Mittendorf you fat tub of shit, show me your floppy tits!
by Glynny August 15, 2003
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