Miles Morales

The dude who wants to be a hero

Haakon is such a Miles Morales

by cosmostars October 26, 2025

Morales

A Morales is a person who is unintentionally hilarious simply by existing. Someone who is violently obsessed with the Dodgers despite having the athletic ability of a baked potato. Wears a hat with a few confused strands of hair poking out like they’re trying to escape, usually sings every song with full confidence and zero correct lyrics, and somehow waits until the last possible second to do his job and then screams at everyone else like they dropped the ball. He also snores like a chainsaw in a log cabin, yet somehow sleeps there looking sweet and innocent, which honestly feels disrespectful. A Morales is chaotic, lovable, and the funniest disaster you’ll ever meet.

“Bro, stop being a Morales and fix your hat.”

by certifiedmenance November 29, 2025

Moral pizza

When a work company buys pizza for every instead of giving better pay/better working environment

They gave everyone moral pizza instead of better working conditions.

by anonymous June 9, 2022