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Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
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Miss Johnson

A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.
"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.
by bbksurfacing January 4, 2019
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miss cleo

a fat hoe who tells ppls fortune by cards
hi im miss cleo call me ;)
by phatass May 5, 2003
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Miss Piggy

1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. She is a self-centered, dramatic diva. She is also a pig.

2) a person who is a self-centered pig, or a dramatic diva. Someone whose behavior mimics Miss Piggy's.

3) a person who looks like Miss Piggy- in other words, they are extremely fat.
"Matt, once and for all, you don't have diabetes. Stop making shit up just for attention, Miss Piggy."

"Is Slack whining again? Hey, Miss Piggy, stop being such a pathetic drama queen!"
by ihatemuppets81 October 26, 2010
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Miss Smith

The Fattest Ass Monkey in all Westminster CA, she covers all of the chalk board so u cant see around her, you'd run otta gas before u can drive around her, she favors KIM and Augustine, and she is shurrly afraid of Jusytn.
by Phuong ROX! August 22, 2004
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Missed The Bus

When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.

Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.

Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
by emdods536 January 26, 2009
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miss tightblouse

Jamacian slang for a female who wears tight clothing , especially around the bossom.
person no. 1: " did you see what Mary is wearing today?"

person no. 2: "Oh you mean Miss tighblouse."
by Jeffrey Barouch June 22, 2004
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