Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

by Cluver May 19, 2021

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

Ellie Kemper

The 1999 KKK Queen.

"Ellie Kemper is my KKK Queen!"
"Vote Ellie Kemper for KKK Queen!"
"And the KKK Queen is, Ellie Kemper!"

by theunholyblossom June 2, 2021

Hailey Kepler

A girl who is perfect in every way, she is funny and beautiful.

although Hailey Kepler got my car taken away. she is still amazing

by Keeneybob November 28, 2021

Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

GATE KEEPER

The pani tae’s that dont wanna send their shit unreleased🤡

“Sotia can i have that hiva ?”
RESPONSE: “Na toks hala sends cos im a GATE KEEPER”

by Chachi tufuga April 29, 2022

Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022