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A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.
A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".
by Busty Gus January 15, 2013
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