keeper 

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.

she my one in a million she a keeper

keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

keeper 

Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!

Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!

keeper by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005

keeper 

something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

keeper by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2011

Keeper 

A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.

And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!

Keeper by lovehp. May 24, 2010

Keeper 

AI Matchmaking site that will find you a husband/wife for $250,000 or boyfriend/girlfriend for $10,000. Guaranteed to satisfy 100% of your preferences for a partner.

"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."

Keeper by HoraceVanDerZwaag January 30, 2023

keeper 

Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.

'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".

keeper by katrine April 11, 2004

Keeper 

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

Keeper by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019