Jonathan

A Rat

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!

by Old French man May 28, 2019

Jonathan

Big fat cock

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!

by Rqz June 5, 2019

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan Martínez

He is a lovely man. He will do anything to make your day better. He also has a HUGE dick

“Jonathan Martínez is such a nice guy”
“Yea”
“I heard he has a huge dick”

by uShineWeShine September 15, 2019

jonathan

jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys

robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock

by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019

Jonathan

a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.

jonathan has no friends

by wow damn rough October 13, 2019

Jonathan

One small boi.

That’s it.

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.

by Nartima October 16, 2019