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Helena-Bennet

Knowingly doing something bad, morally wrong, selfish or dishonest against someone because you think they deserve it.

Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.

The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.
Guy 1: You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day at while working at the garage, Theo!
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day

*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*
by 456gvweryh6 March 30, 2017
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Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".
Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters
by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017
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Helen Keller Moment

A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.
I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)
by Leonardo Polo September 18, 2018
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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
That Troy! Such a helmet goblin
by Miyhgt June 7, 2019
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helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed
Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'
by G_meister November 18, 2019
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Helen Housby

as well as being an absoloooote cutie, Helen is also a boss bitch. She 110% owns everything she does, wears and the whole entire sport of netball is S H O O K by how hot she is when she steps out in games. There are only two people who are die hard stans of Housby and she is so nice and sometimes uses her own time to talk to them, which adds on to how amazing she is.
Iya: You know, Helen Housby’s recent post is so hot!
Abi: I know right, she has me shaking!!
by Add @helenhousby1 on Instagram February 16, 2020
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hellenophobia

When you hate anything that has to do with Greece e.g Culture , Politics , People etc.
"Would you like to visit Greece this summer ?"

"No thanks I'm hellenophobic . I don't want to have anything to do with Greece...".

(Hellenophobia)
by Psychicc August 17, 2020
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