Helena-Bennet 

Knowingly doing something bad, morally wrong, selfish or dishonest against someone because you think they deserve it.

Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.

The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.

Guy 1: You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day at while working at the garage, Theo!
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day

*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*

Helena-Bennet by 456gvweryh6 March 30, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012