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handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.
I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .
by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023
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Handy

That neighbor Grayson sure looks handy!
by big papas fritas March 13, 2022
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Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.
Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.
by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021
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Steven handis

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.
by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023
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Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.
We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.
by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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Matthew Handy

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025
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