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Handjob

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica
I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.
by Rumple_Foreskin July 24, 2022
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Handjob

National handjob from girlfriend day!!
Hey babe its December 7th, handjob time
sigh*gets hands ready*
by woler December 6, 2022
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Handjob

Get a free handjob from your girlfriend
Hey babe its december 7th, HANDJOB TIMEE
sigh *gets hands ready*
by woler December 6, 2022
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Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.
Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.
by Dickyiuh April 5, 2023
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handbool

When an idiot can't even spell something simple like "handbook"
Jeremy: My new car has a handbool under the passenger seat.

Michael: Handbool? Why are you retarded?
by Rick Bahbosa May 20, 2023
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Handbook Rules

Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.
Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”

Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”
by The Metal Guy April 8, 2024
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