greasy granny 

A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.

Yesterday i gave the old mrs. henderson the juiciest greasy granny i've given anyone.

greasy granny by M. Fishel April 8, 2009

greasy pierre 

what you call a frenchman cuz the french don't bathe

that greasy pierre stinks like he never took a bath in his life

greasy pierre by Nasty Nate May 7, 2004

greasy tard 

A greasy tard is a person who is extremly and mentally stupid/ and or ugly.
They dont shower and are greasy skids.

1.Dillon is a greasy tard.
2.Peter criss is a greasy tard.
3.james is also a greasy tard.

greasy tard by Mark st johns mother April 24, 2005

greasy assed italian mofo 

a dirty greasy fat italian man with bad hygeine.

why are italian men short
why are italian men rude
why are italian men scummy lol

greasy assed italian mofo by Grease mo February 26, 2005

greasy grapefruit 

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

greasy grapefruit by burning swan figs March 31, 2010

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

greasy peanut butter by John Smith January 15, 2004

greasy grove 

When you bring a girl back from a club to fornicate, and she reveals to you her coochie after a long night of bumpin’ and grindin’ on the dance floor. The sweaty build up on the va-jay jay that creates a smell similar to that of a taco bell dumpster fire is a Greasy Grove

Nico got blue balled by his one night stand after being exposed to her greasy grove.

greasy grove by Whistlefist January 29, 2018