The title given to an individual who, while at a party or social gathering involving excessive drinking, surpasses all others in entertaining drunken activity, while maintaining a sense of poise. Often the title is verbally bestowed by a fellow party attendant after the individual in question performs an interesting task or feat.
Origin: Texas
Historical Note: Supposedly the first General was proclaimed as such after single handedly dissproving the myth that three successive shots of Everclear will stop your heart and climbing an oil derrick.
Origin: Texas
Historical Note: Supposedly the first General was proclaimed as such after single handedly dissproving the myth that three successive shots of Everclear will stop your heart and climbing an oil derrick.
"Jeremy was totally The General last night, he beat everyone at shots and still made it to work at 6am!"
"We almost made Paul The General, but then he threw up all over your sister's stereo and started crying."
"We almost made Paul The General, but then he threw up all over your sister's stereo and started crying."
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*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
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Contrary to popular belief, the life of an Arts Generalist is not easy. Sometimes they have to defecate but they are too lazy to get out of bed, so they resort to using a bedpan system. Sometimes they wake up after dinner is over and have to call a pizza if they want to eat. The life of an Arts Generalist is truly testing.
Contrary to popular belief, the life of an Arts Generalist is not easy. Sometimes they have to defecate but they are too lazy to get out of bed, so they resort to using a bedpan system. Sometimes they wake up after dinner is over and have to call a pizza if they want to eat. The life of an Arts Generalist is truly testing.
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12.)"Don't Get Caught"
1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
12.)"Don't Get Caught"
1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
"Dude's getting busted for drinkin underage. That sucks!"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
by navy sailor May 1, 2006
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