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Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021
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Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.
The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.
by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012
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right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023
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funny man

you have to like his funny words
"i want to hear your funny words funny man."
by SilverC October 18, 2020
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You’re funny

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.
Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.
by Aphrodose August 5, 2022
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sunny funny

Sunny Funny is Parappa the Rappers crush. He is always trying to impress her in the games. Parappa will go to great lengths to make her like him.
by Microwaveing_Bacon October 25, 2022
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Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
by Cumprisun November 8, 2022
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