floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

by matt beast November 10, 2008

Floozy

A female of promiscuous nature; particularly one who takes pleasure in leading others on. See cock tease.

"That Esmé is such a floozy - she leads me constantly."

"That floozy has many a man wrapped around her little finger."

by loudbump November 22, 2009

Flippity Floppity Floop

Your house or hisouse

"Hey after school can I go to your Flippity Floppity Flop and watch the Game"

by Carl Grimmer October 30, 2003

Floppy Doofer

A limp penis. Not hard.

Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.

by Fish hook September 11, 2004

Floppy Pancakes

A loose, freely flowing vagina. Commonly found in sluts and the girls at EC.

After being fisted numerous times, I began to get floppy pancakes with a lot of syrup.

by Phil "Goober" Robinson May 14, 2004

Floppy Frog

The act of placing ones flaccid penis upon your best friends cheek, then jiggling it around.

Similar to "the helicopter"

Dude, I was so wasted that I gave Rustin a floppy frog. Bromance for life

by DJFLOPPYFROG July 26, 2011

Floppy dick

Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016