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Flock

a group of any people, places, or objects. It must consist of at least two. There must be a strong bond of trust with in the flock. Can also be used in the place of the f-word.
by deadbirdsflock June 29, 2014
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Floccinaucinihilipilification

A word that defines itself: useless!
Religion is a Floccinaucinihilipilification to me.
by GrimmBlackFrost June 16, 2010
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flaccinating

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.
Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.
by rg bloque July 31, 2011
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flocculent

having a fluffy or wooly apperence
the sheep is a flocculent animal
by kaliyaan November 10, 2003
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Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"
Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.
by klaus__ October 16, 2008
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Flaccid Fuck

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.
Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.
by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012
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flock out

Flock out : breaking up, and going out from someone's life
by ardek November 28, 2016
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