Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

by rickabone January 26, 2011

facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011

Fadeable

a person, thing or situation that is so outrageous it cannot be handled or controlled.

Taylor: what's the weather like today?
Kevin: my phone said the lowest was going to be 95 degrees!
Taylor: ugh, I'm so sick of this heat, it's not even fadeable!!!

by OptimusKevin October 26, 2011

facesource

Verb: To use Facebook and Facebook friends as your primary source of news, information, and events.

I'm giving up on Google and Wikipedia and am going to facesource everything I need to know

by Fuzzy logic December 9, 2014

Fade

I’m gambling, to wager money on the opposite team the Eddie Mush’s of the world wager on. To bet against someone. Example roulette tom bets red joe fades him with black.

Dude did you hear Eddie Bet the Pats! I’m going to fade him and cash an eagles ticket! Thanks Eddie

by InChronicPain February 17, 2018

fade to grey

To withdraw from someone's life.

She realized that although she loved him, her presence just irritated him so she decided it was better to fade to grey.

by Dumping Zone April 12, 2021