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Canadian Earplug

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!
My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation
by Rogue Outbreak May 26, 2018
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Early Cummer

A guy who get to the orgasm so fast
1.- Jim: I'm cumming

Nadia: Now?, i'm only blowjobing you... what a "Early Cummer"

2.- Alex: I'm Cumming

Alexia: Whaaaaaat? but we just started, you damn Early Cummer
by Donald Cock June 26, 2010
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Earl Grey

Teabagging for the over-50s
"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"
by TheAtomicPunk January 9, 2015
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Earl

An Earl is a statue of a GOLDEN yet ashy prickled dick, with fangs in its pee hole. The Earl comes to life every time an innocent lady is near by.
by NUNYABIDNESS April 12, 2019
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big earl

1.Large steroid using greasy girl consumed by lifting more weight than most men.
2.Insanely strong power-lifting female.
3.The chanting of the name Big Earl as a women powerlifts, if done correctly it sounds like Big Girl...
Everyone in the gym gathered around her and began to chant "Big Earl! Big Earl! Big Earl!" as she strained to squat 495 lbs. setting a new gym record for women.
by Word Dr. February 26, 2006
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earls on top

Early. Before the usual or expected time.
Yo, I cant go too hard tonight, I gotta be up earls on top.
by quikness October 3, 2004
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dirty earl gray

taking a loose dump & droping your balls into the soup & tea baggen your girl this is usually reserved for old guys with a nut job.
after hitting the head my balls were cold so warmed them the best way i knew how i gave my girl a Dirty Earl Gray.
by Fat Scarry Basstard March 7, 2009
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