by JohnnyMother67 May 24, 2020

by A Leather Couch November 15, 2018

by sirdigbyvelvet February 5, 2012

A rare yet similar variant of the original Pepe who's skin is diamond plated unlike of its green relatives. It's origins are unknown but many attention seeking edgy twelve year olds with Instagram meme pages have spammed this Pepe everywhere across many different forums and social media... The legend is, if one finds a diamond variant Pepe when scrolling on their Instagram page without searching for it directly, the user will be granted good luck if one decides to double tap on it and follow the page that originally shared it...
Twelve year old 1: Dude, I found a diamond Pepe!
Twelve year old 2: No way, impossible! I've been scrolling on here for months!
Twelve year old 1: See for yourself! *shows Twelve year old 2 the image*
Twelve year old 2: LUCKY!!!!!
Twelve year old 2: No way, impossible! I've been scrolling on here for months!
Twelve year old 1: See for yourself! *shows Twelve year old 2 the image*
Twelve year old 2: LUCKY!!!!!
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 May 3, 2018

by Devil Romeo August 5, 2008

An expensive brand of water that has a pH of 9.5. Some water sources around the world have that pH of 9.5 and they bring health benefits to people who drink it, including diasease prevention and more energy, so it is being marketed as giving those effects.
“Did you see that Hypebeast in the park drinking Diamond Water?”
“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”
“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”
by Lil Trump May 18, 2018

before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.
by cannonballs December 21, 2014
