Urban Dictionary

A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.

I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.

-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 1, 2021

2020s Urban Dictionary Submissions

Useless, biased, and ridiculous things that are no different from the Urban Dictionary submissions from the past few years.

2018s Urban Dictionary Submissions: *Made up words and random names*
2019s Urban Dictionary Submissions: *Made up words and random names*
2020s Urban Dictionary Submissions: *Made up words and random names*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

Names on urban dictionary

People who write their own name with positive definitions.

Names on urban dictionary:

Harold- The coolest guy on earth. Always cheers you up no matter what and is really funny.
That's not true. He is a 27 year old who drinks alcohol, plays fortnite, and has no sense of humor.

Billy- The sweetest boyfriend on the planet that all the hot chicks want.
False. Billy is a 19 year old virgin and has no girlsl.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

uraban dictioary

an inside joke between me and jocy.

uraban dictioary

by mollywizo June 17, 2019

Urban dictionary writer

A pissed-off 40 years old loser that writes bad definitions about things nobody cares in Urban Dictionary. They criticize people for their own lack of better skills, other than being spiteful and self-centered.

Second and third definitions of Britney Spears.

The urban dictionary writer may also be the text editor the writers use, but that's a different story.

by Name not used by someone else_ July 20, 2010

Urban Dictionary Blues

The sad feeling that occurs when your slang gets rejected.

He got the Urban Dictionary Blues.

by UrbanBanjo. October 28, 2013

urban dictionary

Originally used to find meanings of everything (ex. Advanced, Cliche, Paranormal, Synopsis) but now a place where everybody dump their meanings for words.
Ex: Old UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:

1.
very unusual or remarkable.
"the extraordinary plumage of the male"
synonyms: remarkable, exceptional, amazing, astonishing, astounding, marvellous, wonderful, sensational, stunning, incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, spectacular; More
2.
(of a meeting) specially convened.
"an extraordinary session of the Congress"
Ex: New UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1. Something so awesome it makes you explode
"Man that gold is so extraordinary!"
2. A big fat piece of idiots.
"YOUR SO EXTORDINARY WHY DID I SPELL IT WRONG"

Son: "I will learn the meaning of..... Irrelevant!"
*searches Irrelevant meaning*
Son: Yes, Urban Dictionary!
*Urban Dictionary's top meaning for Irrelevant*
1. Not needed and also a place to die lolololo
"Wait your Irrelevant <3"
*shows a bad pic*
Son: AAARGHHH
Dad: OMG SON YOU'RE GROUNDED

by AAnAG December 28, 2016