Cumscumbshush

Something that is as crispy and or crunchy as week old cum

I ate that chip that was on my desk for over a week, it was so old it turned cumscumbshush.

by slimysmeegs January 20, 2018

cumsuprise

When you go to fuck your girlfriend, who you have not fucked in a week , spread her legs and fresh cum oozes out to your horror.

Jimmy went to get laid by his girl after being in prison for a month, but to his shock when he went to fuck her he received a Cumsuprise .

by Stains and Smears May 15, 2018

cumst

Whenst you ejaculate your sperm.

"Im aboutta cumst all over the fuccin wall!"

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018

cumsomnia

A cum-induced insomnia.

"Stop giving me things to fantasize about! I'm already suffering from insomnia!"

"No, you have cumsomnia."

by Kuurei-Z June 5, 2018

cumside

Cum on one side of the blanket and then flip it so you can cuddle under it without risk of cum on your body. If you then want to lick the cum you reach over and pick some of that side with your hand.

Almost slept in the cum side.
My Girl cleaned the entire cumside with her toungue yesterday

by Bappo June 17, 2018

Cumslaw

Thick, lumpy cum.

She gagged on my thick, lumpy cum. She swallowed it, bless her, but she really hates my cumslaw.

by Whoopah! July 31, 2018

Cumsuous

When something is worthy of cumming on, it is described as cumsuous.

My hair is looking so cumsuous today

by Tyler_with_a_ph November 8, 2018