coffoo

fake coffee beans from south america. real coffee beans are imported from mars. bad coffee beans are imported from pluto

i wish i had some real coffee, this coffoo tastes disgusting!

by explodedlenard December 7, 2006

cuff-fucked

when your master insists on applying handcuffs you before he tops (fucks) you. sometimes occurs when the guys claims to be a bottom, but isn't satisfied with your topping skills

My penis turned out to be too skinny for my trick's hole, so he got pissed, noticed my gear on the nightstand, and I ended up cuff-fucked good and hard.

by SaugusBull March 8, 2018

Cuff

A nice booty ; and/or booty shape

That dress gives you a nice cuff

by Ririi love March 17, 2020

cuffin'

Canadian, East Coast term for skipping class.

I used to spend my time cuffin' in the woods with teachers chasing after me.

by Alais July 17, 2007

cuffudled

verbally mixed up sentence.
confused dialogue

When on a stop-n-search by the police one might accidentally "cuffudle" by saying:
There's no cunts on me drugstable

by mad guerilla July 11, 2005

Ollie Cuffley

A tubby young lad who enjoys watching xmen and harry potter films. He is a budding young photographer always willing to practice nomatter the subject

Ollie Cuffley just sent me a text. ewww

by adamsmith133 March 23, 2011

Another Cuff Job

Ibid.

(A repeat of a sexual service performed by ladies in waiting during the Renaissance. In contemporary terms- Masters and Johnson seem to suggest that it was pleasurable and had something to do with Peanut Butter, Soy Milk, Haddock and tasteful cuff links, often performed in the parking lot of an Applebee's.)

For more information on Another Cuff Job see Cuff Job.

by Clem-Accapella-Bob October 3, 2007