Capricorn

This sign of the Zodiac represents the 10th house of careers in astrology. It is ruled by the planet Saturn.

"Capricorns tend to be hard working individuals, who are very successfull in thier careers"

by Chelsea Carrington November 10, 2005

Capri Sun

The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after getting head. Much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.

Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night?
Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.

by Newton732 April 2, 2009

crap on a shingle

1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.

Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009

holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

Crap-tinted Glasses

An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.

Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

Jordan Capri

A porno star, The queen of cute, Jordan Capri was the Lightspeed girl who started it all. Known mostly for her sweet, innocent girl next door looks and girl on girl videos. Jordan, (real name Lori), captured the hearts and erections of thousands of hormone crazed men and women alike. At one time, she was the 2nd most googled name, right behind Sarah Michelle Gellar. Look for her on YouTube as "The real Lori Lolo."

Jordan Capri had the CUTEST LITTLE ASS!

by Phillip Harass December 14, 2018