Conversational Remorse

The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.

Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.

Conversational Remorse by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 12, 2015

conversion party 

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.

I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.

conversion party by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011

Internet hotness conversion factor 

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

Internet hotness conversion factor by JessLewis March 17, 2009

Conversational Life Support 

When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

Conversational Life Support by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009

The Law of Conservation of Grind 

Proposed by historians Sir Keeler Gonzales, Empress Mai Ton, and Archduke Sai Sriram in the early 21st century, on the campus of William Marsh Rice University, the law of conservation of grind states that the grind never stops but merely takes different forms. Grind takes three principle forms, potential grind, kinetic grind, and party grind ("grinding" grind as it is known outside of the intellectual community). Potential grind is given by the expression Mass x hours of sleep x g (the grind constant). g=69 grinds/sec^2. Kinetic grind is given by the expression (1/2)Pp^2. P=panic constant p= procrastination factor. Party grind is the inverse of kinetic grind, but can increase exponentially as given by dA/dt (alcohol over time). This Law has been widely accepted in the scientific and educational communities.

Person A: I need to rest, I've been working too hard today.
Person B: But A, I thought the grind never stops??
Person A: According to the law of conservation of grind, I am merely converting my kinetic grind into potential grind.

The Law of Conservation of Grind by President David Leebron December 8, 2017

Dodge Ram Conversion Van 

A versatile vehicle that can easily be A: converted into a "love lounge" or B: converted into a kidnap-mobile........either way, it's a good idea to stay away from them at night.

My friend John got carjacked a few months ago, so he went out and bought a used Dodge Ram Conversion Van. Now those suspicious pedestrians avoid him like the plague.

Dodge Ram Conversion Van by DefinitionByIllustration April 1, 2009

Conversational Blueballs 

The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.

Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.

Conversational Blueballs by IGreenKnightI April 13, 2009