drinking comfy

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy

I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.

by theoregonduck November 16, 2011

The Compactor

The act of forcing your cock into your girl's anus and forcing the shit in her ass to travel backwards up her intestine and even possibly puncturing through her anal wall.

Stacy: I haven't shit in a week.
Doctor: Have you had anal?
Stacy: Well... Yeah.
Doctor: Most likely you are feeling the effects of The Compactor.

by IfixYourass November 5, 2012

Cp Company junkie

Someone who is a “druggy” and likes to wear a lot of cp company. Also know as Archie Donald and Big Solid wain

Archie:Mummy can you please a cp company jacket so I can become a cp company junkie

by Small Chungus December 27, 2018

Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

by young jeffrey February 1, 2006

rat dick company

A technology company with limited resources, capital and staff.

Don't worry about TRANSCON, its just a rat dick company with three guys, a dog and a hammock - they won't be able to ship the product in time.

by txtornado99 October 16, 2008

The Man Company

A new age brand dedicated to elevate men's grooming game.

Celebrate the #GentlemanInYou

Someone: Yo, you're such a Gentleman.

Me: Thanks, I use The Man Company products.

by Chamgadad November 25, 2021

compaq

A machine that has everything on the motherboard and the motherboard never works

Dude i wuz gonna game on my compaq at the lan but i had to take it apart and solder the fan to the usb port and reinstall windows.

by caffeinatedsoap October 2, 2003